i hate when people are like “only dogs can give u love and affection cats are cold and elusive” like okay dog person if you had ever actually owned a cat you would know they are the neediest fucking creatures on the planet
cats will literally sit on your head until you pay attention to them
[Submitted by: askthedoctorfromgallifrey
New policies to go in effect immediately:
Bow ties are now cool, as are fezzes and stetsons.
A dashing man with a bow tie flashing a what may seem like a blank piece of paper to many of you will be given full access to everything including Director Fury’s office.
I’mHe’s going to get in there anyway.If anyone notices a Blue Police Box just ignore it and carry on.
Tuesday will now be Fish Finger and Custard day in the Cafeteria.
Any shape shifting aliens hiding on the fourth floor know that you’ve been found out.
The Doct
John SmiNicholas Fury]

forever reblog
Actually, file under “things actually said (more or less) by a superhero in one of the more obscure canons”
Idris Elba reveals the story behind the name of his production company ‘Green Door’ [x]
Fuckin win.
my hero
Hahahaha this guy is awesome.
What You Hopefully Did Months Ago:
Seriously, guys. Run, don’t walk, to this amazing series of charts.
This is great.
this makes me feel a bit better
Great info and chart porn. Bookmark it and reread it before your next interview.
Imagining Indigenous Futurisms
Science Fiction Writing Contest
$1000 AwardOpen to Native, First Nations, Indigenous, and Aboriginal students currently enrolled part-time or full-time in any accredited university, college, or high school.
This year’s Judge: Acclaimed SF, experimental fiction, and horror writer Stephen Graham Jones (Blackfeet), author of The Fast Red Road: A Plainsong, The Bird Is Gone: A Manifesto, Ledfeather, and much more. http://www.demontheory.net/
Entrants should submit a personal statement (one paragraph) containing affiliation or descent, student status (the where, the when, the why, and the how much more), and goals for their sf writing, along with the previously unpublished writing sample of approximately 4,000 words.
Contest Deadline: November 1, 2012
Winner announced in DecemberSend personal statement and
previously unpublished sf story (up to 4,000 words)
to Professor Grace L. Dillon (Anishinaabe)
as attachments toOr mail to Professor Grace L. Dillon, Indigenous Nations Studies Program, Portland State University, POB 751, Portland, OR 97207-0751.
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…but “You don’t need to shave your body hair off to be beautiful!” is something that’s typically met with reactions of disgust?
It’s the same concept. They’re both completely arbitrary beauty rituals that the media and the beauty industry and large portions of society hold as important or necessary for being beautiful, and that some women and girls occasionally do for their own, non-beauty-related reasons.
One of the things that we love most about Once Upon a Time is that, while Mary Margaret may be the soggiest lettuce in town, Snow White is a highwaywoman, a fighter, and a swashbuckler—every bit Prince James’s equal. Snow White is no longer a prize to be claimed, no longer an object to be won, and no longer a passive element in what is supposed to be her own story. And if she needs rescuing, she is quite capable of rescuing herself, thank you very much.
This is both so very needed and very empowering. It’s powerful to not only create new stories that empower marginalised bodies, but re-examine these old tropes and challenge them in a way that not only sets a new paradigm but highlights how wrong the old paradigm was.
The problem, of course, is that strong woman still means straight, able bodied, cisgender, and white. Snow White may not necessarily be waiting in her coffin for true love’s first kiss, but we do know that there will be a love interest and it will most certainly involve a man.
We always expect fairy tales to be 100% straight simply because they are seen as children’s stories (and pervasive bigotry holds that any GBL&T inclusion is both sexual and obscene) and because they are often seen as historical (and, for some bemusing reason, there’s a stubborn idea that all GBL&T people arrived from space in the 70s or 80s) so any GBL&T inclusion in this genre is always an uphill struggle. But nearly all fairy tales—and certainly most of the ones popularised by Disney—revolve around a romance. The Princess will meet her Prince, and then there will be Happily Ever After.
Unlike the Disney version where Black is seen as negative through the clothing choices of the evil queen, modern incarnations of Snow White do have characters of colour. These characters are always secondary and work to serve either the protagonist or the antagonist. Their characters normally can be erased from the film or television show in question without being missed, making it appear as though the choice to include a person of colour was based in a hope to forestall critique based in a lack of racial inclusion.
The perfect example of this is the magic mirror in Once Upon A Time,who lives to follow the orders of Regina, The Evil Queen. The actress who plays Regina is Latina, but nothing about the character of Regina reads anything other than white. Even taking her as Latina, when we then consider that Snow White is meant to represent the epitome of white female beauty and that she is battling a woman of colour to see who is the fairest in the land…definitely there is a problem. It suggests that no matter how conniving a woman of colour is that she will always and forever be second because she can never attain the true beauty of a white woman.
It is no accident that, as the population demographics change, there has been a return to Snow White. No matter the text, there are constant references to her pale skin and dark flowing hair. Snow White is exclusionary from start to finish—no matter how many side characters of colour are included—simply because the role could never ever be played by a woman of colour. If the desire behind it were to actually revisit folklore, there are plenty from cultures of colour that would make fascinating stories. The fact that these stories have been ignored to once again focus on a narrative that is exclusionary tells me that this is about upholding whiteness as a standard for what is good and pure in this world.
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Kudos to Paul and Renee from Fangs for the Fantasy for their comprehensive post on what’s right and what still needs to be improved upon with updating fairy tales the R today. (via racialicious) Yes. Or maybe someone writes a version where it’s Snow White who’s actually the evil one (I seem to remember a short story like this. Probably by Neil Gaiman) and there’s a damn good reason the queen needs to kill her. |
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[Submitted by: askthedoctorfromgallifrey
New policies to go in effect immediately:
Bow ties are now cool, as are fezzes and stetsons.
A dashing man with a bow tie flashing a what may seem like a blank piece of paper to many of you will be given full access to everything including Director Fury’s office. I’m He’s going to get in there anyway.
If anyone notices a Blue Police Box just ignore it and carry on.
Tuesday will now be Fish Finger and Custard day in the Cafeteria.
Any shape shifting aliens hiding on the fourth floor know that you’ve been found out.
The Doct
John Smi
Nicholas Fury]](http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m2srbt9Pll1r45jjpo1_500.jpg)
Seriously, guys. 
